Thanks for the input everyone,
Here's my plan of attack.
1) Coral Dip
2) Place the coral in a buck with tank water, heater, and another piece of rock with a lot of holes for a few days. Leave a trail of food in there and hope he switched caves.
3) FW Dip
4) Hold it over a bucket of water and repeatedly jam a sharp object in to its cave until it comes out.
5) Scream really loud insults at it.
6) Find some one with a frag saw who is nice enough to let me use it.
7) Feed the Brain to some Poor underprivileged Zombies
As you can see right after plan #3 I start running out of "Good" ideas; #6 seem like it's going the most effective method but least preferred due to the fact that I have no access or experience with a fag saw.