Wanted Reefer Woman.

[PurpleAardvark]

Must be between 23-28 years old. Please no defective, broken or named Ereefica. Willing to trade frags or equipment for right one.

[jerryc]

Better yet you need one that comes with a 10000 gallon tank full of rare corals and have her send pics of tank lol

[lReef lKeeper]

ha ha ha ha ha ... i have one of those !!

[PurpleAardvark]

I agree with jerryc, new requirement must post or send pics of big tanks.

[lReef lKeeper]

here is my wifes new tank ... since i upgrade to the 125 she took over my 55.
ENJOY !!

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[unleashed]

lmao don double the hobbiest you triple the cost lol.dont forget us reefing women tend to collect poisonous species heheh(evil grin) we dont get mad we serve puffer suflett

[reefgeek]

when you find her see if she's got a sister..... Must also be willing to fly anywhere anytime in anything.... If Im not in the water, im in the air !

[PurpleAardvark]

Hey lynn I have learned to fear the women's scorn, no puffer fish for me lol. Hey reefgeek you forgot the part about her being rich enough to fly anywhere and buy that 500 gal. reef tank.

[lReef lKeeper]

500 gal. your butt, if shes rich why not go with a 10,000 gal reef tank. make her buy all the metal halides too. and the skimmer(s). and might as well add a the 500 gal. for a sump.

[Reef_Angel]

Cool! We have become an online "Reefer Dating Service"...oops; need to change that to "Saltwater". Sounds like you were dumped by your last woman in your "friendship" with benefits Don! *giggle*

Don's on the make ladies! Hide your daughters, granddaughter’s and anything else he may be interested in. My daughter thought he was kinda cute and about her age too, but it just wouldn't work with her only being 15 1/2. Imagine her surprise when I told her he was 27. Darn it all! I was looking forward to driving them to the movies!

Now I must give Don this....he has those boyish good looks (hair a mother, aunt, or Grandma would like to ruffle), and he does put out a good reef. He is always very polite (has been to me anyways, but can put on a good act as I have seen here in CR. He keeps his apartment clean and has a big screen TV! His bathroom is clean, has great taste in furniture, and women...he even keeps the toilet seat down just in case he gets company. Now that's a plus! Even his bedroom looked sharp. His landlord even likes him ladies! I checked out his apartment pretty good when he and Dakar were talking in his living room. Don has that sarcastic sense of humor that just needs to be trained by a good woman, you know...when to speak, when not to speak.... We will all see that change when she comes into his life! Training is the key ya know! Make sure he pays all his bills (I think he does, he's very consciences of things like that), and make sure he has one heck of a life insurance policy... with you being the beneficiary! He know's not to eat any puffer stew, but the ideal way is to put on some soft music, make him a nice dinner, his favorite alcoholic beverage with a touch of crushed zoanthid juice mixed in, and treat him real nice for a few hours. Everything should work out well for both of you!

The best thing about Don is you can give him a ration of crap, and he takes it like a trooper with his impish grin. Heck, he's a good guy, but he'd never admit it publicly. He'd rather everyone think he's a wise-***!
:WHY: Don...buddy...pal...Why in the world do you set yourself up for this inhumane treatment! Gotta luv ya! :p ......Angel